Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Perry Marino and his UGLY ASS!

Yes, you read that title right, I'm going to jump right in and say what I don't like because it will make life so much better and I know others feel the way I do! But first, let me drop some information about Perry Marino 

Item #91294
Strings Attached
Perry Marino™ Dressed Fashion Figure

FR:Homme™ Collection 
Suggested Retail Price:  $110.00 US
Limited Edition Size:  400 Dolls Worldwide
Estimated Delivery Date:  Early August 2012
When industrialist Perry Marino got the proverbial rug pulled from under his feet by his ex-wife Natalia Fatalé and lost his company, Missima Cosmetics, in the process, never in a million years did he think that he would ever hear back from her.  Fast-forward eight years and all the sudden, things have changed.  Believe it or not, the ex-wife wants him back.  Maybe she's just after his wealth and innumerable contacts in the business or maybe she just can't do without him after all?  Will she bury the hatchet and play nice or will this reunion unearth some dark forgotten drama?  At long last, meet one of the most requested characters of the FR world as he finally makes his first appearance in vinyl form!  The story of Fashion Royalty just took a new interesting direction, as Perry Marino finally shows up to spice up the mix!

I was at the dentist office yesterday and decided to check out the IPAD to see what all the fuss is about (trust me the IPAD is nothing more than a small laptop to carry around with you!) I came on my site to check the blogs and I really loved reading MissJay Doll Blog and she had me laughing so hard from the inside because if I laugh outside everyone will be looking at me crazy! Here is what she said about Perry Marino

“According to the storyline he is Natalia's ex husband who is having an affair with Eugenia. (and just wtf is she thinking??)”

I could not help myself but giggle inside because Perry is not a hot piece of ass! (Yeah I went there). Looking at Perry’s photo was all kinds of “WTF” moment going through my mind. I always try to find the good in a doll that I don’t find to my liking but honey, you will not see me buying Perry Marino anytime soon (more like never).

What I don’t like is how they keeping leaving out all the other Fashion Royalty men; when was the last time you saw Francisco or Pierre “remember him”! How about Takeo he could come back so a few of you can go buy him! 

This is my personal opinion so if you like Perry  please  go buy him, you don’t have to listen to me. I would just like to see all the other fellas I come to love make a comeback soon!

Throughout the week I will also discuss the other dolls because I have a few words about Adele!


  1. Haha you are so right! He's ugly. The first time I looked at him I was like "what's with the small head?". Look at the first picture. Doesn't he look all disproportional?

    1. When I starting collecting Fashion Royalty in 08 I can honestly say I loved each and every doll that came out! From 09 up until now I always like 1 or 2 dolls! I don't plan on getting anything this time but those Poppy's are changing my mind!

  2. I can see some charm in him, as for me, I really am not fond of the "Count" mold. And even though in the webinar they said it was "a new mold" - no it's not. It's the Count mold.

    I want to like him, I really do, and I can see how some people might be a little enchanted by him. But as for me personally, I say, nononononononoooo.

  3. I think he's ok, I like his grey hair and his outfit and maybe I'd buy him, even if his price is too expensive for my budget

  4. Aha! I thought he looked like the Count. Ugh. I can easily pass this one, too, Ebony. Thanks for allowing a less than awed response ;-D

  5. He's FUGLY. I would love the suit but he's a definite NO for me.

  6. Natalia is lucky that he had the affair on her. Lol! That was her way out. He could have been way more handsome.

  7. This is so true, he's ugly as hell! I wanted to have one homme from IT, but not like him! :(

  8. I'd hate to hear how you judge humans, and quite frankly your spirit and harsh judgement of a doll are what's UGLY. Nonetheless, I'm not here to argue with you or judge you. However, I actually like him, and have been searching frantically for him, afterall he is the ex-husband to one of the main characters in the FR storyline. He would be a great addition to pictures with my Natalia dolls and I will find him.People like you are exactly what's wrong with this world, judging by the way things look. Remember this my son, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". "And all that glitters IS NOT GOLD". You sound very superficial, obnoxious, and very faggish. Thanks.

  9. I agree with what anonymous wrote. You could've used other words to describe your dislike for this doll. It's not that serious, he's just a doll. You could've just said you didn't like him, move on, and use your platform to promote another doll you DO like. Your review sounds immature, childish, and disrespectful to the designers. I'm sure you wouldn't want anyone dragging your work thru the mud?? You have totally turned me off to anything you have to review, and further to say. Wow, your posts are classless, finger-snapping, neck-rolling, and ULTIMATELY very sissyish. FYI satan was the most beautiful angel...LOOK AT THE UGLINESS IT HAS INSIDE OF IT. People like you are the ones who feel the ugliest inside...think I'm lying? Read your review. BUH BYE GIRLIE MAN

  10. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL the anonymous replies!! Wow! But I do think your review is a little harsh BSF. However, I'm here to say how much I like Perry. I love that IT made an attempt to produce a unique sculpt for their hommes. Perry actually reminds me of a clean-shaven Back Stage Ambition. At least IT didn't reuse REMI AGAIN. LOLOLOLOL AT ANONYMOUS REPLIES.


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